Motivation

Lena and I have decided that in order to get our guys, we need to lose weight. Lots and lots of weight.

That, and we miss the good old days when we were thin(er).

So here’s the deal: I am going to stop bringing money to school. Not only will this help me lose weight, but it will stop up the hole that seems to have developed in my pocket/wallet/whatever. I seriously spend my cash way too fast.

If I ask you if I can borrow money, say NO. If I try to manipulate you and say, “but I haven’t eaten in SO LONG,” I am probably lying. DO NOT LET ME MANIPULATE YOU.

Whenever I want to post I will tell you people how goeth The Countdown. I will have to say how far away from my goal I am after every bloody post. Sheesh this is going to be embarrassing, but my situation calls for drastic measures, methinks!

I can do it! I have done it before.

THEN:

See! Lookie there!

NOW:

Ewewewewew gosh ew.

So… I haven’t weighed myself in a while. I have no idea how far away I am, but I’m thinking it’s something like 15 kg. Gosh.

Gosh.